I love when someone sends a Tumblr post over discord and the embed just highlights their blog title like:
[ID: screenshot of a link preview that says, “he just broke his pussy,” with “pussy” in all caps, then the same thing again in a slightly larger font. End ID]
Why would you hide that in the notes
I want an ice maker and enough room in the freezer for a pizza and that is IT.
I want the dumbest fridge you got. Gimme the orange tabby of refrigeration. I want my fridge to pull the wrong lever and turn my enemies into llamas instead of killing them. I want the following features: keeps things cold, has compartment that keeps things colder, a door that opens and shuts.
"Here at Stupid Jeff's Dumb Appliance Warehouse we sell the dumbest fucking appliances. Check out this fridge. This fridge won't ask you about your day, this dumb fucking fridge doesn't know what an Elon Musk is and won't fucking tell you what bullshit that dumb monkey is slapping into his phone today when you try to get some fucking milk. We took out all those "smart" electronics and in their place we put a loaded Glock 9mm that is put right up to that light that turns on when you open the door, which is the smartest thing in this fucking stupid fridge and let me tell you that fucker is on thin goddamn ice, if it gets too smart and tries to turn on before you open that door, the Glock will blow it to hell. Speaking of ice, this stupid fridge makes it. It makes ice, it keeps things cold, it comes with shelves. It's sturdy enough that when your ex comes back to your place looking for their stuff that they think they left behind like nine months ago and they know that you don't have it, but they wanted an excuse to come start a fight with you and throw a chair at your head but miss you and hit your fridge MICHAEL, this fridge will keep trucking because it gives zero shits and it only lives to keep things cold. Come to Stupid Jeff's Dumb Appliance Warehouse, if you ask us if we have an app, we break your kneecaps."
We’re feeling all aflutter with excitement for a brand-new bundle of fluff on exhibit! This adorable puffin chick (puffling) hatched on July 19 and currently weighs just over 1 pound.
Whalecome to this big, bayutiful world, little fluff nugget! 🎊🐥
ALTso my new phone has suggested automatic responses right
[D: a notification of a new message reading: “hey i’m just in the toilet i won’t be long.” The two auto-suggested replies below in all caps are “Oh, okay” and “No, you're not” End ID.]
(from twt) hey :( I've been balancing being kicked out + my health declining very steeply lately.
I lent a very large sum of money to my family a yr ago they havent paid back and im just. in shambles atp.
anything helps rn if u wanna support my work.
I put whatever stock I have left for a soft opening. theres <25 qt for everything but seriously. anything helps ♥
tysm for the help so far :”) ♥ i found the surgery that wasnt covered by my insurance ive been trying rlly hard to to pay off on top of the money i’ve not been paid back
hey! sorry for the super informal update but I’ve got a place secured so im trying to get whatever i can before i move out, anything is appreciated ♥
